Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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