billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
should my penis look like a turkey
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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