He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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