I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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