You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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