We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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