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When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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