I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
