I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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