i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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