yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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