didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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