did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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