So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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