So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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