The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
send nudes
from the living room?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize