Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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