would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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