This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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