Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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