hell yes lets make some ravioli
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
then he tried to convert me to islam
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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