Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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