Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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