And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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