Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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