so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Randomize
