id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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