Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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