i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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