If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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