I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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