i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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