I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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