it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I would ride that face into the sunset
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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