it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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