It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just gift wrapped bread.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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