Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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