Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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