She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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