Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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