I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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