Porn is love you can see.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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