I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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