I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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