Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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