What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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