overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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