Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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