can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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