Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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