Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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